Most of the time our children are pleasant...happy...laughing...having fun, but there are many times when that ear-bleeding sound will pierce the quiet happy laughter AND here are the top 10 reasons my children cry:
10. They are not allowed to play in the dryer or the oven..."NO!, you are not allowed to hide in the oven for hide and seek just this once!" NO, NO, NO! (insert piercing sound of crying)
9. His/Her brother/sister looked at him/her...It's a terrible thing when you live in a house and you have to look at the other people living there....can you imagine the audacity it takes for one sibling to look at another... (insert piercing sound of crying)
8. His/Her brother/sister DIDN'T look at him/her...Can you believe that after being yelled at for looking at their sibling, next time they're in the room, they don't look at their sibling... (insert crying)
7. The inside of his/her nose stinks....why can't we as parents FIX everything?? Including the awful smell that has somehow embedded itself into your child's nostrils? (insert ear piercing crying)
6. A balloon they got 1 year ago is MISSING! Missing I say...where could it have possibly gone?!?! (insert screaming & crying)
5. The dog is in his/her way...who got this dog anyway? Oh, that's right the kids wanted a dog...and they loooooovvvveee her! Except when she's in their way. (insert crying and screaming at dog)
4. His/her tongue is itchy....(insert crying)
3. There's a stinkbug in the near vicinity. ANYWHERE in the house is a reason to cry...watch out stinkbugs we are out to get you.
2. You kill the stinkbug that is causing so much trauma...."Don't kill it!! It's a bug...it's a living thing!! DON'T KILL IT" I'm torn...should I kill it or not???!?!
1. It's bedtime...no explanation needed!
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